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(UPDATED) No Joke: Israel to Dig Up Obama’s Gift Tree

Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Am I right? I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, [...]

Good Feng Shui Bedroom Colors and Tips

Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love you, buddy! [...]

Outstrip off to Newmarket but Charlie Appleby won’t risk

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw [...]

What does it mean when I have a dream about the girl I use to date

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You hit me with [...]

General advice about caring for your new puppy or dog

There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That's why [...]

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